WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Jack La Lanne 5:23 Thu Nov 12
Tips for a good five knuckle shuffle
I've heard sitting on your hand till it goes dead is a good one?

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Jimmy The Hoover 4:15 Tue Nov 17
Re: Tips for a good five knuckle shuffle
No RAF it is quite literal. Put cream on afterwards and she won't know.

RAF Hammer 1:02 Mon Nov 16
Re: Tips for a good five knuckle shuffle
Is that a euphemism Jimmy?

Jimmy The Hoover 10:19 Sun Nov 15
Re: Tips for a good five knuckle shuffle
Doing it over your sister in law's Christmas pudding

Noah 10:04 Sat Nov 14
Re: Tips for a good five knuckle shuffle
Chainmail glove, handful of nettles and coarse gravel.

Manip 10:10 Fri Nov 13
Re: Tips for a good five knuckle shuffle
Furiously hand pumping longer than the trailers of a porn film is always an achievement to be proud of.

Claret Badger 6:06 Fri Nov 13
Re: Tips for a good five knuckle shuffle
into someones sock

Russ of the BML 5:52 Fri Nov 13
Re: Tips for a good five knuckle shuffle
Tantric wank.

VirginiaHam 5:47 Fri Nov 13
Re: Tips for a good five knuckle shuffle
It never ceases to amaze me what stuff gets posted on this site......

sanfrancis-co-uk 1:53 Fri Nov 13
Re: Tips for a good five knuckle shuffle
Squid wank,hahaha!

HairyHammer 1:38 Fri Nov 13
Re: Tips for a good five knuckle shuffle
Well orgasm is just so formal .

Takashi Miike 1:08 Fri Nov 13
Re: Tips for a good five knuckle shuffle
organism? hahaha

Darlo Debs 1:07 Fri Nov 13
Re: Tips for a good five knuckle shuffle
Yes especially if you are a bus driver, sat on the top deck.

HairyHammer 12:57 Fri Nov 13
Re: Tips for a good five knuckle shuffle
To get the best organism you have to stop wank several times ie about 15 seconds before you are about to erupt stop and let the baby batter moonwalk back into the nut sack, do it several times and then bang one out , you will be in a very happy place when you do.

Trust me it works if you have the patience to do it but its a dangerous game to play.

geoffpikey 11:18 Thu Nov 12
Re: Tips for a good five knuckle shuffle
Odd, isn't it, that calling someone a wanker remains a supposed insult? When all the men shouting are...

Nurse Ratched 10:34 Thu Nov 12
Re: Tips for a good five knuckle shuffle
"Dot dot dot..."

Far Cough 10:33 Thu Nov 12
Re: Tips for a good five knuckle shuffle
CryBabies, thanks for that you cunt, I just tried that and now I have to use voice recognition software to make this post

Crassus 10:30 Thu Nov 12
Re: Tips for a good five knuckle shuffle
Pancho 9:46 Thu Nov 12
'Like a menopausal pigeon on a saggy chip'

Marvelous imagery - fine work

CryBabies 10:27 Thu Nov 12
Re: Tips for a good five knuckle shuffle
Superglue works differently on your penis and is bizarrely an incredible lubricant. More the better.

defjam 10:22 Thu Nov 12
Re: Tips for a good five knuckle shuffle
Squid Wank - Put all the tips of your fingers together, then adjust accordingly!

Takashi Miike 10:13 Thu Nov 12
Re: Tips for a good five knuckle shuffle
hahaha

lab 10:12 Thu Nov 12
Re: Tips for a good five knuckle shuffle
With the same hand ?

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